Best of 'What the fu...'

[Javokis]

Here's a list of my favorite links from the planetvampire thread called 'What the fu**?!':

Original Thread is here:
http://www.forumplanet.com/planetvampire/topic.asp?fid=9648&tid=1699194

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Moskow - Original
http://www.koreus.com/media/dschinghiskhan-moskau.html

Moskow - Morrowind ripoff
http://dschinghismorrowind.ytmnd.com/

The never ending fall
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/822/ - original
http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/georgie.htm - GW Bush

dang badgers!
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/badgerphone.html

REAL court room quotes:
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?id=38476&page=1&type=4

Kill the frog!!
http://www.somethingwrong.co.uk/crazy_frog_baseball/
http://www.negative-shock.net/view-539

It's Mario!
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/mario_bloopers.shtml

And wario
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/work_it_with_wario.shtml

Some funny political stuff
http://www.illegal-art.org/

A completely messed up Chinese tranlation of the Star Wars Episode 3 script:
http://www.winterson.com.nyud.net:8090/pics/starwars.txt

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/koty.html

Kickass Bunny!
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/bunnykill.html

Weirdness
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/rubberjohnny.html

Stay Inside! Guide to hermits.
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/bhermit.html

Net Disaster
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/bhermit.html

Pulp Fiction. Summarized
http://www.angryalien.com/0605/pulpfictionbuns.asp

Tennis - Check out the Score Board. No one has a life there.
http://www.mcsaatchi.webcentral.com.au/tennischallenge/optus_tennis_site_edited.html

Morrowind Inside Joke
http://nightatthecorprus.ytmnd.com/

Rate my poop
http://www.ratemypoo.com/

A new bugs bunny
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/A_New_Bunny.html

Body Bouncers - Sex Toy
http://www.bodybouncer.com/index.html

The turd Twister
http://www.turdtwister.com/index.php

Obey the Burger King
http://obeyking2.ytmnd.com/

Screamer Dude
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/screamscare.html

Pedestrain in danger
http://www.thatwasrandom.com/images/stories/video/99/extreme/carwreck.wmv

Dumbass kids
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/curbstomp.html

Man with 3 wives gets caught
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/8908170/

Fagit Frag Bitch blocks the way
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/2fortblockdelux.shtml

Creepy. Just plain creepy.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/257593

Actual combat scene in Mosal, Iraq.
http://postarchives.entensity.net/052705/media.php?media=cool.wmv

Plane struck by lighting.
http://www.crh.noaa.gov/pub/ltg/plane_japan.php

Jackie Chan as Chun Li. Move is called City Hunter.
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=452

First guard you meet in Morrowind.
http://media.putfile.com/Everybodys_Nerves_Video

Farting Preacher! My favorite.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=87

Fat kid hits on ladies at the beach
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=920

Rejected!
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=446

Drum Machine
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/drum.php

Rub the mouse cursor over his face.
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=896

Go Go Emo Rangers!
http://www.emorangers.com/

Cat on drums
http://www.spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=283

Earth Errotic
http://www.heatherfirth.com/

Jesus Christ action figures!
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/lfigurespages/lfjesus.html - with machine gun!
http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php

Unemployed
http://www.oddtodd.com/index2.html

Make your own comic:
http://www.stripcreator.com/make.php

Federal Vampire & Zombie Agency
http://www.fvza.org/

Endless void of pictures
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/trippy.htm

Help make the Human Race Extinct!
http://www.vhemt.org/

The Official Ninja Website
http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Flying Spaghetti Monster - The new religion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
http://wwfsmd.ytmnd.com/
http://www.venganza.org/games/index.htm

Reno 911
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=241

Ok... another creepy one.
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1559
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1600
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1690/Salad_Fingers_Episode_4_Cage.html

Help fight against landmines
http://www.stoplandmines.org/slm/videos/kickoff_hi.wmv

Miscommunitication
http://www.huaren.com/fun/english.htm

Bush plays guitar
http://bushlobster.ytmnd.com/

Popecore
http://www.spookedgirls.com/popecore.swf

Free the gnomes
http://www.freethegnomes.com/gpage11.html

Bread is dangerous
http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html

Reporter gets STONED! Meh
http://www.negative-shock.net/view-582

Hypnotic Love Making
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=2193

Dumbass Thieves
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=561

That's some kick
http://spikedhumor.com/Article.aspx?id=1014

Human Face Fishes
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1166/Human_faced_fish.html

The Demon Killer is born
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/127291

Tom Cruise
http://people.aol.com/people/article/0,26334,1114381,00.html

Who is the guy at Verizon wireless talking to...
http://www.killsometime.com/Video/Video.asp?ID=332

Women stuck to their cars?
http://www.carstuckgirls.com/

WOW Dancing naked
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/751/WoW_Dancing_nudity.html

Lighter tricks
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/816/lighter_tricks.html

Adapt a stripper
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2652&rtn=index-topten

Drug Rant
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/2181/Foamy_Drugs_in_Your_Head.html

Quarter Masters
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/475/Quarter_Master.html

Cult Preacher cusses everyone out
http://spikedhumor.com/articles/1180/Cracking_the_shits.html

Walk the Glass spell
http://media.putfile.com/mindfreak-throughtheglass0-6500/480

Hehehehe
http://www.funshack.com/hehe.html

Icon fight on desktop
http://www.theworstsite.com/?id=iconstory

What the...
http://tifarealistichentai.ytmnd.com/

Bottlerocket out the rear
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/buttrocket.html

Storewars
http://www.storewars.org/flash/storewars.swf

PANICS
Episode 1 http://panics.roosterteeth.com/archive/download.php?id=739
Episode 2 http://panics.roosterteeth.com/archive/download.php?id=760
Episode 3 http://panics.roosterteeth.com/archive/download.php?id=771
Episode 4 http://panics.roosterteeth.com/archive/download.php?id=788

Guy beats super mario 3 in 11 minutes
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/smb3beat-r.html

Mario race
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709898?showw=no&refsite=6166

Girl who can build cup pyramids really FAST.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cupgirl.html

Nough said.
http://www.fuckthesouth.com/

Lessons on propper use of the 'f' word.
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html

So gay
http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=2661

Dis on ebaumsworld
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/276616
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/hatemail.shtml - Don't forget the hatemail they recieve.

Drive a taxi
http://www.entertainmentanytime.com/

Sexual Harrassment Orientation
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sexharassmentvideo.html

Happy Tree friends.
http://www.mondominishows.com/happy_tree_friends/index.htm
http://mondo.happytreefriends.com/watch_episodes/index.html#

Deranged children's show
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kidsshow2.html

Where are the smurfs now?
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2062/Where_are_they_now.html

2-legged dog
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3629/Two_Legged_Dog.html

A squid with invisibility?
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1174/Invisible_Sea_Creature.html

The elite religious
http://www.vidking.com/viewvideo.php?id=973
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8101/Trading_Spouses_extended.html - Full version

Ballmachine
http://blueballfixed.ytmnd.com/

How to get anal sex.
http://koti.mbnet.fi/macinen/How_to_get_anal_sex.mpg - maybe I should use this on my girlfriend.

Matrix style ping pong
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3827/Matrix_Ping_Pong.html

Dancing Robots
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/909/Dancing_robots.html

Masterbation for Peace movement.
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

Genital Piercing - OUCH
http://www.tattoocrazy.co.uk/piercing/genitals_male.html

Nother strange animation in flash.
http://www.compfused.com/directlink/1029/

Mother Teresa Breath mints
http://www.misspoppy.com/catalog/xcart/customer/product.php?productid=16140&cat=264&page=1

Child grabs the WRONG toy.
http://www.flixpo.com/player.jsp?user=ahenry&movie=ikeatidyup

Mosh Chick
http://miscproject.com/mosh/

Funny Cats
http://www.davesdaily.com/videoclips/155-funny-cats.htm

Talking dogs
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2740/Dog_Talk.html

Parent sing for kidnap child to return.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3032/Kidnapper.html?autoplay=true

Karate Kid Screaming
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3032/Kidnapper.html?autoplay=true

USB Flash Cards
http://gadgets.fosfor.se/the-top-10-weirdest-usb-drives-ever/

Mr.Bean as a Preacher
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/8975/Rowan_Atkinson_The_Amazing_Jesus_Of_Nazareth.html

Star Wars with l33t subtitles
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4680/Star_Wars_Episode_3_Trailer_L33T_Speak.html

Lighting up at the urinal
http://ww.onzin.nl/3991/video/houevenvast.wmv

Dodo
http://ww.onzin.nl/3991/video/dodo.mpg

Feed your phone!
http://ww.onzin.nl/3991/video/FeedYourPhone.mpg

Turkeymobile
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/testy/AdventCalendar/day23.html

Passionate Buttsex by GW Bush
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3674/Leave_it_to_Bush_Episode_1.html

Mr. T Rap
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1179/Rappin_Mr_T.html

Micheal Jackson's child addiction
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3019/The_Micheal_Jackson_Show.html

Panties made for MEN
http://www.manties.net/

Card Trick
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/957/Playing_Cards_Trick.html

Extreme Christmas Lighting
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/9316/Extreme_Christmas_Lighting_3.html

Washongtonian get's scewed to death by a HORSE
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html

Pole Vault gone wrong
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/884/Pole_vault_pain.html

Do you like waffles?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/waffles

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!11!!!!1111!!!111!!1!!!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6149754563453670209

Extreme Torture - Graphic Gore
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/15453

Claymation from hell
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/2946/Claymation_From_Hell.html?autoplay=true

Beat you kids!
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=beat

Vampire running for governor
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10826468/

Vault at illwillpress
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

Car Wash - Known commands (wash, wet, naked, drive, pant, wax, dance, kiss, hop, wave)
http://a.oneofthelads.com/carwash.php

Have a spatula
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/291626

Athiests Sues Religion
http://www.usatoday.com/news/religion/2006-01-30-italy-atheist_x.htm

Crazy Asian girls doing Karaoke
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2693670

The Nintendo Punch videogame play
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4667626571617317802&q=punch+out

Dick Cheney is a killer
http://tenwayscheney.ytmnd.com/

Wifely Expectations Contract
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0501061contract1.html

Ketchup Effect
http://ketchupeffect.com/ketchupeffect.wmv

German Kid Goes nuts on computer
http://www.break.com/movies/patiencechild.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA  - translated

Cheney's gotta gun.
http://www.break.com/index/cheneygun.html

Kitty Killer - WARNING: GRAPHIC
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/03/04/wcats04.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/03/04/ixworld.html
http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/sometimes+i+fracking+hate+people

Wal-Mart Song by Garth Brooks
http://www.walmartworkersrights.org/

Glad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-6sAXBTXOw

Ultimate Showdown
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/ultimate+showdown/#start

Doom3 Spreading message of Anti-Demon Sentiment.
http://www.g4tv.com/cheat/features/47784/Doom_3__Spreading_a_Message_of_Hate.html

Sacrilegious Dessert
http://news.scotsman.com/uk.cfm?id=1951292005

Cat under house arrest
http://wcbstv.com/local/local_story_087170103.html

Clash fan halled off plane
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006150569,00.html

A WoW Game (World of Warcraft)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7714643693602998196
http://www.veoh.com/videoDetails.html?v=e42233qNxem894&feature=1&order=mp&category=Animation&numResults=20&title=Animation - With a cokacola add.

L33t speak translator
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Oblivion fun with skeleton bone - so wrong
http://media.putfile.com/oblivion-fun-with-skeleton-bone

Man builds Star Trek Voyager home
http://www.uberreview.com/2006/02/man-goes-bankrupt-building-starship-voyager-home.htm/

Sex Over the Phone song
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yLup8wjbSIo&search=sex%20over%20the%20phone

Shakespearean Insulter
http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/
http://www.petelevin.com/shakespeare.htm

True Gamers!
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7521044027821122670

Erm... whatever
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnLI5UcNu5s

Kansas - The pedophile state
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,194398,00.html

9/11 Conspiracy Theories
http://www.armageddononline.org/911.php
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1336167662031629480&q=9+11

Not right
http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=fur_farm&Player=wm&speed=_med

Caught Jacking off to World of Warcraft
http://www.razoric.com/games/Caught-Jacking-Off-to-World-of-Warcraft

Steven Seagal music video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPJcKrQLGxE
http://www.crapville.com/toon_holder.asp?id=167 - his day to day life

33 reasons not to post your face on the Internet
http://www.33reasons.com/

Govenment Test on LSD
http://www.zipped.org/misc/stuff.php?vln=5

Internet Porn at the Library
http://www.deadspin.com/sports/youtube/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day-176349.php

Ren & Stimpy
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/20756/Ren_Stimpy_Inventions.html

Moon Song - Classic!
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Creepy Farmer hits on Cow
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/im_a_cow.shtml

Insane Foxes
http://www.starterupsteve.com/flash/html/insane_foxes.shtml

Prison Bitch
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/finalprison.html

Super Fly
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/superfly.html

Glowing Kitties
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/kitty_02.html

Lego Counter-Strike
http://media.putfile.com/LEGO-COUNTER-STRIKE-2

Love your Pants
http://www.rathergood.com/your_pants/

Gay Bar
http://www.rathergood.com/gaybar/

Ok this is just gay
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7957304890038761655

Insert XP CD disk into CD-ROM, stupid.
http://cdintodrivea-cv.ytmnd.com/

Oblivion Physics Engine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyHiIeBsc9E

Control Tower
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/news/local/14741940.htm?source=rss&channel=miamiherald_local

Born 06/06/06
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=17188458&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=born-at-6am-on-06-06-06--his-mum-was-induced-for-6-days--he-weighs-6lbs-6oz-and-he-s-called---d-name_page.html

Chuck Norris Cartoon
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1642842

Make Poop
http://movies.lionhead.com/movie/84445

Micheal Jackson Transition
http://www.zipped.org/index2.php?&file=mj.wmv&sort=Date&skip=0&show=1

Memories - ok
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcozKfpbmaA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdrudgereport%2Ecom%2F

Roxbury
http://whatiscowbell.ytmnd.com/

Emo
http://emogetsownedlol.ytmnd.com/
http://hopeisemo.com/

How Lord of the Rings should have ended
http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/LOTR.html

How Underworld should have ended
http://www.howitshouldhaveended.com/Divx%20links/Underworld.html

Beastality
http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=4594

Children's Wishes
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Gl5J6uS9kVg

Titanic 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-yn_Fnve-Q&search=titanic%202

Jaws - The Shark Preservist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coAoZqQNhmE&search=must%20love%20jaws

Shining
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z11B9L2awVA&search=Shining

Church of Bones
http://www.damnfunnypictures.com/html/Church-Of-Bones.html

A passionate complaint about 'rogue helicopter'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA1hyqA6UTY&search=helicopter%20pilot

Putin Belly Kiss
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5155448.stm

Dishonest Dubya
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/3381/Dishonest_Dubya_Action_Figure.html

The Best of Unnecessary Censorship
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/6007/The_Best_of_Unnecessary_Censorship.html

Elmer Fud gets his rabbit
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/7397/Family_Guy_Elmer_Fudd.html

The Internet is for PR0N
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/11438/The_Internet_is_for_Porn.html

2-faced Kitty
http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/irresistible/9527052/detail.html

Forgot the National Anthem
http://www.hedonistica.com/media.php?path=/videos/forget-lyrics-anthem.wmv

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19750/All_Your_Base_2.html

I/O Brush
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/4044/I_O_Brush.html

You gte $10 from this guy if he can't make you laugh or smile
http://johnrogers.com/amuse.html

Sex Museum
http://travel.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1824831,00.html

Anti-Bush
http://bushspeaks.com

Sexual Games - The gay ones
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/sexual-games/10.php

Right to be a Pedophile - blah
http://www.nbc10.com/news/9621055/detail.html

Just unpleasant
http://www.rotten.com/

English lessons for the Japanese
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/08/english-lesson.html

Worst Games ever
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty10.htm

HL2 Movie - City 17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBpn_GaHJfo&mode=related&search=

Monty Python greating cards
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2205562

Want fries with that?
http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

Guitar Hero Expert
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uwX6mUuEhc

Gross Candy
http://candyaddict.com/blog/top-10-grossest-candies/

South Park
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak9wQKyqdTA&mode=related&search=

Quit smoking!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enHcsbBzt0g

Bad day? Go postal.
http://www.stickdeath.com/sdiam.html

Dancing Paul
http://www.dancingpaul.com/

3 things to never do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ-B-ODVaR0

[Slayden]

WTF?! How much time do you have on your hands??

[Javokis]

Uhm... another week. Then I return to college.

[Slayden]

Really? What's your major? I have one mabey two semesters left and I'm done.

[Bloodywolf]

Caught Jacking off to World of Warcraft.... What the Bloody cursed Hell F*ck?

[Javokis]

I'm going for an ATA.

Associate in Technical Arts - computer programming.

[Javokis]

Oh and I added images from the WTF topic to my gallery:

http://www.e-mods.net/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=13

[Javokis]

Here's a coolness test page. Really simple and very accurate:

http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_test.htm

[Slayden]

Thanks for this thread Rainmoon. I love it!

That test is priceless...