The Gonster (now with 3dfx!)

[El Gostro]

Greetings,many of you may have come to know me as El Gostro.
There is a roumour that I am the last survivor of the planet spampton and that I crashlanded on earth where I was raised by a bitter old sailor in a farm but let me tell you,they are mythified versions of a very mundane reality.

See,one day I decided the world needed to be conquered because I ran out of  cofee and the supermarket was closed.

So we can clearly observe the relation:


LACK OF COFEE EQUALS WORLD DOMINATION PLAN


And I've been engaged in that task ever since,to further sthrenghten my spirit for so grand a mission,I have molded myself after the most powerful exemplary entity to have existed in this plane of existence




I also enjoy long walks  and hot beaches or very warm non cold places,I like dogs and cherry gum.

(I pursue butterflies of wisdom in my spare time)

[Azraelthe7th]

Wait! Wait!  You're making sense!  You're not El Gostro!

[Javokis]

IMPOSTER!

[El Gostro]

Gah I 've been discovered!

Yes,it is true!I am actually the evil Snide Mc Chameleon the fearsome forrum shape post shifter villain!


As you read this,El Gostro is sipping his fifteenth cofee for the day and plans to learn Zombie Classical Galactic dances of the baroque period and  it is too late to stop us MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
You may have found me this time but I'll get you blasted forum posters,if it's the last thing I do!

[RuThaN]

You are bigger madman than i.