Hehe, that vid was funny but it kinda pissed me off as well. The thing i hate about well, mostly everything is the bastardisation America does to things (no offence here yankiees!). Sega of America basically finished off Sega as a hardware manufacturer. Firstly, because of copyright issues the Mega Drive was renamed Genesis (so everywhere in the world bar North America and probably Canada it was called Mega Drive) - so because until prior to 9/11 the world outside of America didnt exist the Mega Drive is widely referred to as the Genesis which pisses me off!
Sega of Japan worked on the Mega-CD add-on but when it was released SoA decided to rename that as well! So the Mega-CD is now widely called the Sega-CD, even though it was only called that in N.America (and probably Canada). Anyway, the Mega-CD was dogshit, everyone knows that!
SoJ commisioned work on a 32bit cartridge based system in January 94 codenamed Project Jupiter (which later turned into the Saturn) which was to be in stores for Christmas 94. Some SoJ engineers went over to the US to talk about this system but some twat from SoA thought they were in charge of Sega, had a little hissy fit and said they wanted to make an add-on for the Mega Drive as people "wouldnt pay for a new system" - So the Genesis/Mega Drive/Super 32X was born.
The 32X was released in Novemeber 1994 in North America at the same time SoJ released the Saturn in Japan. The 32X cost $170

and was a complete shit of a system. All the games that were available were dogshit. Doom is a classic example of the almighty fuck up that Sega of America conjured up as half the bloody levels were missing as it was rushed so it could ship on launch day! Add to that manufacturing problems, short supply and numerous game-breaking bugs in the games meant Sega's name = SHIT
By mid-95 when the Saturn was released worldwide and the Playstation reared its head, SoA realised what a cock up they had engineered. But, they still went ahead and desgined the Neptune and widely publicised it! SoJ got too pissed off with what was going on and put a stop to the system. Sega's name was a laughing stock. The Saturn being an arse to program for and not as powerful as the PS didnt help matters either. The Saturn failed miserably (but had some cracking games for it though - i loved my Saturn until it stopped working one day...then i got a Playstation!) and died a slow death.
SoJ tried to get back on track again with the Dreamcast which was a stonking machine (far better than the PS2, everyone said that) but because of the fuck up that SoA started Sega's name was dirt and the Dreamcast died as well. So ends the tale of Sega's demise as a hardware manufacturer.
BUT! not only that pisses me off! Its the way America has bastardised the English language! You spell things wrong! We should know, it's called
ENGLISH for a reason!!!
Prime words that are spelled wrong but are accepted throughout the internet on forum codes etc:
Color - it's fucking missing a
U! Colour!
Check - WTF!? it's Cheque! I'm writing you a 'cheque' for (x) amount
Program - youre missing another
M and an
E!! Programme
Curb - it starts with a
K FFS!!!!!! Kerb
Center - You have the last two letters the wrong way around!! Centre
Honor - Missing a
U! Honour
I could go on and on and on! But the thing that gets my goat is the fact you call Football, 'Soccer'.....we invented the fucking game in around 1174! We know what its called!!! The world governing body of the sport is FIFA, which stands for Fédération Internationale de
Football Association (why its in fucking French i have no idea!! I hate the French...)...nowhere does it say the word 'Soccer'!!! American Football is even a bastardisation of British Rugby (which split from the way football was played in around 1870) when American blokes decided they wanted to play it differently and set up the NCAA in 1905!
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!! Bloody telly programmes over here call it fucking Soccer now!!!!!
...............................anyway, rant over now. Ive gone completely off track!!!
