You are supposed to read my story like a narration, as though I'm writing an autobiography of myself today, which gives me liberties to use all modern terminology and slang. I will be more historically accurate in conversations for individual words, however (but I won't be using "thee," "thy," "art thou," or such terms). You might notice that little is said in the sex scenes. This is partially due to the lack of slang terms for the genitals. Racking my brain, however, I figured out how to talk dirty even in ancient times, Dark Ages, Middle Ages, and Victorian Age in addition to modern times. Thankfully, "fuck" has existed at least since the 1400s. We know this because the word was used in a poem written in the 1400s, but the word was in verbal use long before that.