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Author Topic: Security at Office Depot  (Read 1151 times)

Offline Javokis

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Security at Office Depot
« on: 2006-10-05, 11:52:35 »
For some reason I started dreaming about Office Depot again. I had a dream about them remodeling one of their stores to look kind of like a mall with several sections to it. In this dream I was hired on as a security officer. There were several  security levels used based on the strength of the officer. I was at level 3.

Well to make things short, there was lady acting suspicious in one of the electric areas so security was called to observe. Shortly after we arrived she had started trashing the place and going nuts. I went to tackle her, but realized she was stronger than I thought so I had to call in a level 6 security officer to help me subdue her.

I woke up at the point were I was recieving assistance from another officer. I'm not sure if this dream was trying to tell me something.
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Offline ORI

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Re: Security at Office Depot
« Reply #1 on: 2006-10-05, 12:52:12 »
Was telling you to get a restrain order on your ex?

Offline Signothorn

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Re: Security at Office Depot
« Reply #2 on: 2006-10-05, 21:22:11 »
Did the DM ask you why you didn't sell the crazy lady an extended warranty because I think I had that dream too. Oh wait, that wasn't a dream... ::)

Offline Signothorn

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Re: Security at Office Depot
« Reply #3 on: 2006-10-07, 03:24:09 »
Also, anytime you have a dream that you're at Office Depot again, use this:

Offline Javokis

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Re: Security at Office Depot
« Reply #4 on: 2006-10-09, 17:58:52 »
????

That's a Staples button. How is that going to help with my Office Depot dream?
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Re: Security at Office Depot
« Reply #5 on: 2006-10-13, 02:46:50 »
They are compeditors. Maybe some level ten security guards who work for Staples might recruit you away from Office Depot!

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Re: Security at Office Depot
« Reply #6 on: 2006-10-15, 20:48:36 »
In case of emergency, all of us Office Depot employees keep a Staples Easy Button handy. When my DM is riding my ass about overspending payroll, I hit the Easy Button and he turns into a pinata shaped like a donkey then we beat him until all the stuffing comes out.

Offline Javokis

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Re: Security at Office Depot
« Reply #7 on: 2006-10-15, 21:09:42 »
They are compeditors. Maybe some level ten security guards who work for Staples might recruit you away from Office Depot!

Great! If only I was still working there...
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Re: Security at Office Depot
« Reply #8 on: 2006-10-16, 15:17:54 »
In case of emergency, all of us Office Depot employees keep a Staples Easy Button handy. When my DM is riding my ass about overspending payroll, I hit the Easy Button and he turns into a pinata shaped like a donkey then we beat him until all the stuffing comes out.